Nollywood will not kill me o, NEPA poles inside evil forest?!
Maybe the spirits are charging their phones.
- That moment when you're losing in a fight and someone
starts shouting: "Leave them, let them fight! My brother, it's
either you become The Incredible Hulk or Ussein Bolt.
- MTN are now mean to the extent that when you're not having
Airtime or data on your line, they'll start deducting from your
battery bars.
- Somto was involved in a car crash and was crying, "Oh God!
I've lost my hand. Akpors said "Don't behave like a girl, look at
that man that lost his head, Is he crying?!"
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