Malik, Malik, Malik….. Gosh! I was so obsessed with
this dude, not because he’s cute, not because I was in
love with him but because he was the son of a rich
man, a popular man in my town, a politician, his father
owns one of the biggest company in Lagos and
several petrol stations. What do you expect? He’s a
student of Babcock University, he’s rich, he has
money, he drives too. He’s cute but the only Sh*t
about him is that he is fat, with a small J0yst!ck, he’s
too fat for my liking, butter boy. Well, he is cute at
least but the money is enough to attract any girl.
How I met him was really funny, I used to know Malik
when I was young back then, we went to the same
primary school, we don’t talk then cos he was my
sènior, I don’t see much of him anymore cos they
went to boarding school in Abuja but I do hear about
him. So while on 2go that day, let me say 2 days after
me and Damilola broke up, yeah 2 days, I’ve got to
move on, yeah call me bad girl, whatever! Anyway,
while in the chat room on 2go I commented that I
needed a cute guy in my area stuffs like that, so Malik
was the first person to respond to me, we began
chatting in the chatroom before he added me on 2go,
he didn’t use his picture as profile picture in there first,
so I wanted to know who he was. We began chatting
and chatting, I asked for his picture, he never wanted
to send it, he sent me someone else’s picture, I knew
he was lying, I was beginning to suspect maybe he is
handicapped or something, for days he didn’t send his
picture to me whereas I do send my own pictures to
him, he claimed he knows me that my face looks
familiar, I was beginning to get pissed for not sending
his picture. I ignored him most times, so while chatting
one day he eventually sent me his picture, I couldn’t
help but to laugh, the first thing that came to my mind
was “what is this?”, I didn’t chat with him again, when i
discovered he is too fat. I looked at the picture again
his face looks familiar so I remembered he was the
one, Malik Animashaun, ehn, when I discovered he
was the one, I went online straight to chat with him,
the first thing I said was “sweetheart you’re cute and
okay for me”, he couldn’t believe it cos he thought I
was going to run away like every other girls cos he’s
fat. Run for where, I began saying sweet words to him
that he’s beautiful the way he is and he should be
proud of himself, to cut the long story short, we began
dating. I just have to manage him cos of his money, so
many times I would request for recharge cards, he
would send it to me fast, fast, correct!
So we finally met in Mr Biggs, that was the reigning
place for big boys and girls back then, I saw him, he
cute ooo, with a clean skin but fat, he’s very friendly
and nice but low self esteem cos he’s fat. He brought
his car that day, he dropped me in front of my house
with his car that day, thank God almost all my enemies
were outside that day, come and see how they were
staring at me, na so me self package, all my enemies, I
don arrive. Let’s move on, Malik would buy gifts for
me, he changed my phone, he was totally in love with
me, seriously in love with me. He’s caring, he’s sweet
but the only thing I wasn’t feeling about him is that he
eats too much. Gosh, so irritating. Well, the s*x part,
and I thought fat people are not good on bed, Malik
surprised me…
