OFFICER OF THE LAW 21+
Subtitle: Twenty – one bullets.
Episode 2
Victor POV
We went under the fruit tree and settled, I plucked one ripe fruit and sat back then chewed.
Dada: this your shoe don see things oh.
Me: wetin him see?
Dada: see the way em open mouth like crocodile, try change am na when them pay you salary.
Me: the shoe complain to you? I go give Ahmed make him sew am, na just minor issues, the shoe never too tay I buy am.
Dada: since 2019, you say em never too tay.
Me: anytime you dey hungry, your brain nodey ever tell your mouth wetin to talk……
Dada: Ada don come.
I looked towards the road side and saw her trying to cross, but the road was quite busy. I thought of stopping all those foolish cars so that I can make her arrival quicker.
The hunger wey dey wire me then, no be small thing. Finally, she made it pass the busy road and pushed the wheelbarrow towards us.
Me: Ada our fine wife, I don tell my brother make him do marry you.
Ada: *blushing* thank you, brother Victor, no work today?
Me: yes oh, na for night I get work. If you want my arrest person too, you know say na our work.
Ada: no, abeg oh! no arrest.
Dada: Ada, you dey mind am? na hungry dey catch am.
Me: are you trying to insult an officer of the law? look at this small boy oh! the day I will die they will shoot kpor kpor twenty-one bullets.. Ehmm.. Ada put white rice and mix am with beans with two kpomor.
Ada: no problem.
She served me the food and I started eating immediately, Dada started whispering to Ada.
Dada: him don pay you?
Me: him concern you? Ada our wife no mind her, add am to your bride price we go pay.
Dada: *eyeing me* Ada, make we go inside.
Me: inlaw inlaw!!
Both of them went inside the store for some kukekere, I drank one sachet of pure water and stretched myself before making my way home.
Dada POV
Me and Ada went inside my mechanic shop, I closed the door and locked it up.
We could still each other because of the penetration of sun rays inside the store, it is when I realized that Ada wore trouser.
Me: na trouser you wear?!
Ada: em bad say I wear trouser, the trouser fit me well well…
Me: *I scratch my head* em go hard me to pull am na.
Ada: na wetin I dey tell you say make we go see my parents, you go enjoy me morning and afternoon.
Me: *no be me and you oh!* you know say money hard well well for this Buhari regime, but no worry I dey gather am small small to come pay for your head.
She started smiling and I placed my hands on her butt-ocks, I squeezed her soft bumbum softly and we resumed kissing.
I tried removing the button of the trouser, but the button was proven stubborn.
I heard kpor…. Kpor… Kpor…
Me: who be that mumu!?
Voice: na me Chief! Dada come give me my car.
Me: aaahhh! Chief, sorry sir. I think say na all these public yard children.
Victor POV
I came down from bike close to Ahmed kiosk, from there I will trek to my yard because em no far from Ahmed kiosk.
Bikeman: oga, you never pay me.
I climb back on the bike.
Me: carry me go station my pay you, you go show me the particulars wey say make officer of the law pay you.
Bikeman: oga, no vex oh! na slip of tongue.
Me: you better wake your tongue.
I came down and walked to where Ahmed sat on a long bench sewing someone’s shoe, his young daughter Aisha with her hijab covering every every was with him.
Me: Ahmed Ahmed, Buhari brother.
Ahmed: oppicer, you don return?
Me: no, I never dey on duty, Aisha, how you dey?
Aisha: brother good afternoon.
Me: Aisha don start to go school.
Ahmed: yes, since last year.
Me: I no know na, ehnn.. Ahmed, you fit help me sew this small thing.
Ahmed: I no go do am for you walahi, yesterday I sew am for small thing, today again small thing, walahi I nodey sew am for small thing again.
Me: you no wan see Buhari your brother again, you know say I dey work for him office, him dey come on Saturday, make I go?
Ahmed: walahi! My brother, I go sew am for you.
I removed my shoes and wore the slippers I took from Dada’ shop, getting home I saw Jennifer.
The little girl that can wash for Africa, I promised her chinchin oh!
Me: Jenny, my small wife.
Jennifer: uncle Victor, welcome.
Me: thank you oh, yeeeeeeehhhh! I don go forget the Beans I buy for you, Dada na you ’cause am oh!
Jennifer: you buy sth for me?
Me: why I no go buy for you, all the shirts you dey wash for me.
Jennifer: dash me one hundred naira.
Me: aaahh! No need na, Dada go bring the Mr. Beans, prepare for am.
Jennifer: okay, I no go eat anything, J never chop Mr. Beans before.
Me: correct girl, give me five.
I made her escort me and I gave her the uniform I wore today, I have another one I will use in the night. I slept up and was waken up with my phone’s ringing tone.
Phone conversation…
Me: hello..
Voice: armed robbers
I removed the phone from my ear first to see who is talking.
TBC…
