1. Your ulcer dey reject pepper but e no
dey reject three plates of pepper soup.
Cynthia, may God continue to punish your
life.
2. If your husband is tall, dark, speaks
igbo fluently and drives a Lexus ES350...
He is in our compound now cooking and
washing plate for one female corper.
3. Meeting Someone For The First Time is
Very Stressful.
4. You Will Be Pretending As If You Have
Sense
When I Was A Kid I Thought The Moon
Use To Follow Me
I Was Not Wise Then,
But Now That I'm Grown Up I Have
Known Each Street Has It's Own Moon
5. Somebody Somewhere Is Busy Chatting
With their Future Ex
This Life Sha
6. Girls with round face on heavy makeup
looks like "DIGESTIVE BISCUIT"
7. If your child has a bad handwriting,
Congratulations! You have given birth to a
medical doctor.
8. The way some people select roasted
corn, you will think they are choosing a
life partner.
9. All these girls that are snatching
peoples boyfriend are u not seeing me?
10. Its only in Nigeria that we always pray
before a meeting,
then lie, argue, insult, fight or whatever...
After that, we thank God for a successful
meeting before we leave.
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