Joke

1. Nigerian movie will be like Ijeoma, this one you came to my house early this morning crying, hope all is well?.. I will be like, all is well. She just came to your house because your house is hosting a crying competition 2. Wife ; hello my darling , sweetheart, blessed husband Husband: Cynthia that money in d drawer is for my office 3. Those people that are screaming ‘legends are born in August’ should remember Bobrisky is also born in August 4. COUNTRIES & THEIR EMERGENCY NUMBERS America – 911 Scotland – 453 China – 119 England – 999 Nigeria – Obara Jesus!! The best my beloved country 5. When a Nigerian girl who have frustrated you enough noticed your now living fine without them, voom! They’ll start texting you Runaway boo 6. In warri if you see anybody with torn cloth holding briefcase Just know money have miss # Wisdom 7. If you want your husband to be with you in the kitchen, borrow his phone to use for touch, he will stand there until you finish cooking 8. Public announcement If you’re thinking of committing suicide just borrow money from the bank with your name, Give me the money Then… May your soul rest in perfect peace .9 I thought COVID-19 was a scam until I switched on my Nokia phone and the two hands refused to shake 10. All sins can be forgiven but taking money from your gf to pay your fiancee bride price Bro I see madness 11. Your mom is using rubber to hold her phone and you’re planning to buy iPhone x for your gf May d fire of wisdom consume you, ijiot! 12. Don’t marry a native doctor daughter Small quarrel you can start picking bottle (madness) 13. Meanwhile, I can’t forget the day a yahoo boy told me that the full meaning of SCAM is S – Sucess C – comes A- as M – miracle 14. Federal government are planning to reopen school, but as they gather so shall they scatter 15. Dear silent members of this group, were very sorry for the family problems you’re facing, we really really understand, take am easy you hear?